Posted on September 6th, 2009
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
- If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs ? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny ?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why is it that if I sanction something I am givinig it my approval,
- UN sanctions the same thing they are forbidding it ?
- If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
- Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety-one ?
- Why is ‘one’ pronounced with a double-U even though it hasn’t got one, whereas ‘two” which does have a double-U doesn’t pronounce it ?
- ‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if he tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that –
- electricians can be delighted,
- tree surgeons debarked (same as dogs) and
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